Funk's Corner - Nasty Food Fight Over New Belt

At the Funking Conservatory Video is an important part of the "Dory Funk Method" of professional wrestling training system. With new software and band width on !BANG! TV, our wrestlers have progressed from wrestling promos to Webbies (Video Back Stage Shorts) and now to documentary / Reality mini movies.

Most wrestling promoters consider your television performance skills to be of equal value as your wrestling skills in the ring.

Food Fight at the Funking Conservatory is a 40 minute reality continuous performance that began as a Dinner viewing of the previous night's training session rush videos at the New Funking Conservatory Sound Stage.

Jealousy over the introduction of the new Premium !BANG! TV World Championship Belt breaks into controversy between Shane Chung and Elvis Sharp over who will wear the prized trophy. Claudia "The Claw" Reiff informs both men that Professional Wrestling is "Coed" and she deserves equal opportunity.

Shane Chung gets an unwanted taste of cake followed by an unwanted mouth full of chicken for Elvis Sharp. Shane Chung gets a face full of freshly made pimento cheese spread. Shane responds that 99% of Asians are Lactose intolerant and accuses Elvis Sharp of trying to kill him.

All Hell breaks loose and guess who takes the final face full of cake and frosting?

"Here at the Funking Conservatory we are coed."

Next !BANG! TV Taping, Support the Troops 30, "Hot Fight in the City," comes to the Funking Conservatory Sunday August 24th.

Osamu Nishimura comes to the Funking Conservatory September 6th and 7th to select wrestling talent for All Japan Pro Wrestling.

For training information at the Funking Conservatory, Ticket information to our next !BANG! TV Taping and information on how your can become a professional wrestler, visit our website or call - 352-895-4658.

Dory Funk Jr. - Coach of the Funking Conservatory Wrestling School

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